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A thirteen year old kid ordered an extra credit card on his father’s account and ordered two hookers to play Xbox with him and his friends. Weird enough. They told the women they had won a World of Warcraft tournament and had some cash they wanted to blow. Smart enough. But then it gets BRILLIANT:

“Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a “World of Warcraft” tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.”